![]() 'Little did I know that my greatest adventure was yet to come.' 'Ultimate Omelette' is the title of the fourth episode in the Chicken Invaders series of casual space shooter games. Breathing a sigh of relief, I sat down to enjoy a double chicken-burger with crispy chicken wings on the side. 'After their last retreat, I headed for my local Space Burger to bask in the glow of my recent victory. Three times I managed to push them back whence they came, and secure humanity a few more years as the dominant species of this planet. Three times they invaded, each time with increasingly devious plans. Squawks, feathers flying, the smell of charred chicken everywhere. With a greasy finger I set my lasers to 'extra crispy' and blasted off to intercept the fowl invaders. I dropped my half-eaten chicken burger and jumped in my cockpit. Invading intergalactic chickens, out to punish humanity for our oppression of their earthly brethren. ![]() ![]() 'They came without warning, squawking menacingly, their ruffled feathers darkening the sun. ![]() The memories still burn deeply, like spicy chicken wings. 'I remember the day of the invasion well. ![]()
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